J/K LOL


Actually, this journal update and possibly one more picture may be the final update I'll be making to this account for a good long while, unless I feel like making myself out to be a liar. Unless that's what I WANT you to think. But maybe that's what I WANT you to think that I want you to think! Aha!

All idiocy aside (wow, this is going to be hard...), I'm kinda tired of updating on DA. The new processes are a pain in the ass, the whole thing HAETZ my dialup internet, and I don't have access to faster internet, nor the money (and my nonexistant girlfriend broke up with me, and a twister demolished my nonexistant dog's house while he was in it, and a hurricane killed the President of the local nonexistant Anime club, and Jack fell down and broke his nonexistant crown, and Firefly was cancelled... Okay, that last one wasn't funny, I'll admit).

... Oops. Idiot-ized again for a minute there. Well, basically. I'm too lazy to hassle with DA. So expect this to be the last journal for a bit (unless I feel like ranting and raving, just for kicks. Ooh, or reviewing anime! That'd be fun! YAAAAY~~~). And just to see if you think I've improved any since I last updated (granted you all aren't extinct by now), I'm going to put up one final pic, or two, of fanart! EDIT: Okay, it wasn't really fanart, and of my own characters. I lied. Don't you feel the love?

... Maybe. Hopefully. Possibly. ... If I ever get around to it. Don't look forward to it or I probably won't ever get around to posting it. Karma's like that, y'know? Watched pot and boiling and all that crap.

I WILL still comment occationally on others' works. Fav, maybe, if DA doesn't kill Firefox while I'm at it. FIERFOKS HAET DA. (So does Internet Explorer, but I use Firefox for DA, so blah.) Won't be able to get to everyone's stuff, for obvious reasons, and... Yeah, I think that's about i-Oh wait.

For those who are possibly gonna bitch about LAAAAWLATTENTIONHOAR CRY MOAR, lemme see...
A) Free country. I'll say what I wanna say, you believe what you wanna believe, we're all happy.
B) Don't give a damn. Seriously. I'm -just that lazy a bastard-. I'd panhandle as a part-time job if I could find a foldable armchair (granted, panhandling in an armchair would have arguable success rates, unless I did it outside of a pub or something).
C) Let's face it. If I wanted attention, there are far better ways to go about it. If I wanted DA views, there are also far better ways to go about it (like, say, actually -try- to do good drawings, and post them up, instead of just ducking out. What would any good self-respecting artist rather be known for?: their awesome art, or getting views by being a whiny little bitch?). End of story.
D) I forgot. All good lists have at least four items. FACE!

For all those who're hanging in there, and keeping up their awesome artwork, I'll be looking forward to seeing your growth into masters at your craft in the future. From what I've seen since I last popped on and actually looked at peoples' stuff, everyone I've seen is -REALLY- getting good. If I haven't gotten around to commenting, my sincere apologies. Please just accept my silent respect for your incredible tribute to the artistic community.

I'll tell you who I am. I am your brother, your uncle, your father, your grandfather, your boss, your co-worker, your underling, your upperclassman, your underclassman, your middleclassman, your master, your servant, your friend, your enemy, your ally, your rival, your support, and your opposition.

I.
Am.
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Screw it. I forgot where this was going.

>>>>Remember, you can be a bit awesome and not know it. You can think you're awesome, and you're probably not; you probably just -wish- you were awesome. But when you truly are awesome? By God, you will fricking know it, own it, and will have freaking seized it by the horns, headbutted it dead-on, and told it, with one foot on it's head, as it lay twitching on the ground... That you. Are freaking. Awesome. There is not a person I don't think highly of that this does not apply to (I'll even go as far as to say, everyone I deviantwatch, and then some). You are all this level of awesome at LEAST, and if you EVER let someone tell you otherwise, go Archer on them. Go Chuck Norris on them. Go Dragonball on them, if that's your thing. Never give up and keep your chin high. I know all of you are capable of this, and can, and will, do it, without failure whatsoever.

So, do it. For you. For the world. Make this entire fricking planet a better place even if you have to bust heads, write a novel the size of the full Bible, or paint your very soul itself across the heavens. Kick all the bad parts of this world square in the ass, and tell them that You. Are freaking. Awesome. And you're not going to stand for all the intolerance, corruption, and likewise horrific things that go on for even one second longer.


... You know that was awesome. God, I rock. I think I'm going to go cry at how beautiful that was. Kick some ass, everyone, and goodnight!
~Maiku/ShinjiBakura


tl;dr, LAWL. PS: protip: The internet is invincible.



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